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A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.
Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."
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A dildo made of wood and looks a lot like a stool leg.
"So I was sitting on a bench right? Then all these guys come up to me shouting Wooden Dildo, Wooden Dildo. Then Ryan comes up to me and starts Dildoing me, so I had no choice but to Dildo him back. Then everyone starts Dildoing each other
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1.) A politically incorrect term becoming more widely used and accepted in our devolving society as time progresses.
2.) A very generic word that refers to a person but not limited to, the male being. This word is not limited to a particular race or ethnicity, nor geographical regions, and is typically used among teens up to the latter years of life being that a lot of old farts cuss now. May be used plural or singular.
3.) A generic term for a person who is as dense as a dildo and is fuckn stupid. Just plain out a no good piece of dumb ass, pubic shit. Someone who truly has no comprehension of the real world and is annoying as fuck. A person who is a breathing waste of air.
1.) Jenn- OMG! Did you just hear the bullshit he just said?? He has no clue what the fuck he is talking about!!
Todd- I know he probably is quoting from his mom and dads political beliefs.
The Godfather- Go clip off his nut sack, shove a hot curling iron up his asshole, and put a soldering iron in his right ear.
Todd and Jenn- OMG where the fuck did the Godfather come from?
2.) Fuck!! Im not going out in this shirt, with my hair looking like this, my belt hanging loose, a pair of all stars on and acne!! I look like a dildo faggot!
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When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.
A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.
Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.
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(1)A random dildo found at the beach
(2) Can also be used for hyperbole
-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"
-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."
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A phrase that goes through many peoples' heads, but they are too embarrassed to tell anyone. It is a standard insult, synonymous with Faggot, asstard, and nigger faggot.
guy: Bob you are a DILDO FAGGOT!!!
bob: wat teh fuke u tekkin aboot?
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when an old gross man lies under the sand at the beach with his dick upright
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