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To be an asshole without actually knowing jack shit about your topic
Alex Stroube is the most pretentious douche I've ever met.
To rinse; usually with fresh water.
Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.
That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.
When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
Another word for Man Bun
You call that a man bun, but I call it a Douche Donut.
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A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
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