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What you do when watching porn and your mom is about to come in the room.
Guy 1: Hey, did you like that porno I showed you?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I had to speed fap because my mom said she was coming in.
Nick was stressed after a long day, so he used his fap shaft to blow off some steam.
A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.
Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.
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Much like NNN, but with a twist. You cant Fap,You cant even lay a single finger on it. this works for all genders, we don't discriminate here. Have fun folks!
Dylan : Hey man I'm going to try No Fap February
Ryan : Dude! You failed NNN what makes you think you can win this?
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When two or more people masturbate at the same time.
When I walked into the room RJ and Adam were tandem fapping to pictures of my mom again.
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When you get bored of fapping by yourself and ask someone else to fap with you and race to see who 'comes' first. This can be done either in person or online.
Andrew: Hey simon, wanna have a fap race?
Simon: Your on ! *faps*
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