Thigh-fi

Thigh-fi is a stronger connection to the internet when a device (connected to wifi) is placed on a pair of thighs (specifically a woman's) You can connect to thigh-fi in three ways:
1. Be a woman with thicc thighs
2. Be a guy who has a girlfriend with thicc thighs
3. Be a guy with thicc thighs

"Bro my girlfriend's thigh-fi connection is so strong"

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

Ramen Sci Fi

A Term Derived from the Term Spaghetti Western That Describes Asian Sci Fi Films or Sci Fi Anime from the Mid 70s to the Late 90s/2000ish, (This Term is Also Used to Describe High End Asian or European Tech From Around that Time)

Guy 1: Lets Watch Some Ramen Sci Fi

Guy 2: Hell Yeah

Guy 1: I Got a Sharp X68000 From the 80s

Guy 2: I Got an Aibo

Guy 3: i Got a Translucent PC Case from the Late 90s that i Use in my Sleeper Build

vagi-fi

When you hang around girls, and your periods start to sync. You then get some fuckin telopathic shit and can sometimes read each others mind. You can mentally feel the connection.

Me and Caitlin can feel our vagi-fi connection.b

IS-FI

I say fuck it.

IS-FI.. If you're not sure what to say.

Fi qui

To leave, short for 'finally quit'

Jon is going to fi qui the institute

Buboni-fied

A cool way to say infected with Bubonic Plague.

Ma'am, you've been buboni-fied