noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.
Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!
An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.
Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.
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one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.
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The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.
I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.
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Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.
She sucked up all that goober juice
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