Hamster Party

When a bunch of homosexuals buy some hamsters and some tubes, and then bring them home to stick the tubes up their anal holes. They then insert the hamster in the tube and let it crawl as far up the tube as they want. This provides a slight, but enjoyable tickling sensation.

Hey homos! Im bored, you guys wanna go out to get some hamsters and have a gay old hamster party?!!

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Music for Hamsters

J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.

Galaxy Bang! Bang! by Angel Tai is a great example of Music for Hamsters.

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hamster lover

Person into Feltching (feltchmonger)

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war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

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Hamster Steak

(n.) A vagina that has so much hair, it can look like your pet, Mr. Snuggles.

Man, my girl got that hamster steak. I wanna pet it.

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Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

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hamster rush

when during sex a bucket of hamsters is dumped on a naked person's body.

dude she came so loud when I hamster rushed her

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