The Hulk Smash is simply the act of intercourse with a willing person, with One or Two of the participants wearing Hulk hands. And you must be smashing while repeating the phrase "HULK SMASH". Doggy style must be performed or else it is invalid. No exceptions. Bonus points if you perform a donkey punch with the hulk hands.
Ronny: Dude my roommate kept me up all night. Homie was really doing the Hulk Smash.
Jeremy : Did he do doggy style?
Ronny: Of course he did doggy style are you an idiot?
Jeremy: Donkey punch?
Ronny: Nah.
**mia: lallala, song lalalal,*
*leah: stop thinkng ur hulk, ur a human so act like one. i have anxiety and i dont like fake friends also mia u are not a super human or hulk so dont act like one*
femmy: *anxiety hulk mama**
hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).
shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.
The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
She left me for a guy who's good at Challenge Hulking
When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
A towering behemoth of a dude who became that way from eating too many foot-longs.
If you enjoy frequently chowing down on massive sub-sandwiches, you should always get plenty of exercise to avoid turning into Hulk Hoagien.
A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.
Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.