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Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.
"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."
In the 1980s of America, police in LA used to refer to the murders of prostitutes, gang members, and drugs addicts (majority black and in poverty) as NHI, "No Humans Involved." This attitude is still prevalent today.
"Put that file at the bottom of the stack. It's just an NHI (No humans involved)" -LA Police
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when you carry a midget over your shoulder and they sing gangsta rap while you walk down the street.
Yesterday me and my homie took the human boombox out when we walked down El Cajon Blvd.
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a person that likes to act as a urinal and drinks / gets pissed on
Jane: where r u going?
Tom: to piss
Jane: my mouths open
Tom: 0.0
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A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.
Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.
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A person who alters their personality according to who they are trying to impress or fit in with.
Wow, she's a totally different person when she's around those guys than she is with us. Wonder what her real personality is. She's like a human chameleon.
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When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.
"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"
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