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When a man wakes up in the morning, sometimes, he gets a boner, an erection, a hard on, whatever you want to call it. Sometimes, when a girl wakes up in the morning, she is wet, aroused, horny.
For men, it's called "Morning Wood."
It is called "Morning Mist" for girls because of the warm and wet feeling produced down below. Kind of like a mist.
Dude, I got Michelle horny before she fell asleep last night and she woke up with a morning mist!
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when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean
similar to morning wood
Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER
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A supernatural being that can get up as early as they want and still be able to be productive
Jane: i think John is a morning person
Gale: he is really productive in the morning, I think you’re right.
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The act of leaving a surprise poopie on the adjacent pillow of your one night stand, so that they may roll over onto it or wake up next to it, and you are gone.
Example 1: After very bad sex last night, Bryan decided to leave his one night stand a morning bun.
Example 2: Chelsea was rudely awaken after her face rolled over onto the the morning bun left on her pillow, by the guy she had met the previous night.
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When you wake up in the morning and you realise that your butthole is very sore.
Jimmy: Timmy, why are you walking funny?
Timmy: I'm still feeling the Morning Hole.
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to wake up in the morning with a massive erection, and no place to go... Borgle refers to the member, a nickname for it.
" I woke up with a bad case of Morning Borgle "
" yesterday I had Morning Borgle, and it scared my girlfriend."
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when a guy wakes up with a boner..
i had morning wood when i woke up ...
those damn fairys pitching tents in my pants again..
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