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when shit is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness
Peep diss new Brian (Austin) Green rap CD yo, shit's oven mits fo sho
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A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.
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When some one, say a friend lifts up the bed sheets of there friend and farts under the sheets than traps the smell in there. It is meant to be deadly and able to kill.
Ewww that Dutch Oven was vile.
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The act of wrapping shoelaces around an oven rack bar and the other end of the shoelaces around your fingers so that the oven rack hangs freely from your fingers and then sticking your fingers in your ears and "playing" the oven rack with other objects found in a kitchen and even your fingers. The result is that the person with the fingers in their ears experiences an incredible cacophony of beautiful church bell like sounds, and those around hear very little.
" when oven racking it is important to be creative, try spoons, pots, graters, rings, wisks and more..."
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A term used for microwavable Brexit deals
My deal is oven-ready, just stick it in the microwave
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Similar to a dutch oven, but the delivery of the biologic is via the tube of the victims c-pap machine. This maneuver is best executed while the recipient is asleep, and gasps deeply when the positive air pressure is removed.
Brenda was wronged deeply by her boyfriend. While he slept, Brenda unplugged Barry's hose from his C-PAP machine and inserted the end in her anus and repaid his infidelity with an atomic oven.
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A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
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