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jesus

a made up person persecuted by the jews and used as the reason to justify every wrong thing in this world. kill other cultures, rape, take over countries, kill and the likes. oh lol and who could forget control the poor and uneducated.

jesus, these jesus freaks just don't get it do they? he never existed!

by billy gnosis April 14, 2008

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Jesus

The world's most famous zombie.

Jesus supposedly died and came back to life three days later.

What a zombie.

by grrgirl December 29, 2010

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jesus

jesus is god the 1 who made the world and every thing in it,he is love he loves u he came and died so we could live life a real life not the life we have now a life with no pain or sickness forever with him and his father in the light

jesus is real he loves u , pry and study the bilbe find the truth for ur self god make himself known too those how seek him

by Justin Seymour September 24, 2006

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Jesus

The 2nd part of the Trinity, was born of the Virgin Mary. He was nailed to the cross and died for our sins. He also preformed many miracles like making the blind see and the dead live. He is fully God and fully man at the same time.

Man 1: Jesus came to save us.

Man 2: Amen, bro

by Multisport 5.5 April 11, 2011

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Jesus

He is cool, awsome, loyal, kind, and really enojoys playing fortnite. HE is REALLY Good at that game and he is mexican and likes tacos and tortas and takis and dinamitas. HE also went to meet ricegum and Faze fug and banks and he was really amazed also he met lebron james and curry in las vegas.

Jesus went to las vegas

by Chuy duran February 9, 2018

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jesus

wow i truely feel bad 4 all of u that are bashing jesus since jesus is the only human being that lived a perfct life....all u who say well in the bible its says were all sons of god how come he gets praised 4 it? it is true that the bible says that but jesus wasnt JUST the son of god he was god in a human form...and 4 u all that say there is no proof of jesus.... the bible is evidence last time i checked.....and 4 all u tht say well what if the bible is fake.....the bible was the most sold book of ANY time period so obviously when the bible was written it was true or so many people wouldnt have bought it because those people witnessed it first hand....and 4 u who say if god is real why doesnt he help people? these are the people i TRUELY feel sorry 4 bc they must not have ever had any expirences in life that inspired them that they could not explain.....god helps people everyday when a child fighting cancer unexpectingly survives after they said he was done? what do u call that? u cant call it scientific because the medical scientists that we call doctors said they were done.... if everything in this world was scientific how do explain the unexplainable that "shouldnt" happen according to science.... bottom line jesus was the greatest person to walk the earth and if u dont want to believe in him that is your decision... i personally disagree with it because that is my religion but im not living your life now am i?

BTW if anyone has an arguement against this i would like to hear it and im not saying it in a i know everything way i would just like to hear what u have to say agianst jesus and i want to hear tour persepcetve

by kct5 July 25, 2006

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Jesus

Some mexican douche

Jose: Hola Jesus!

Jesus: Chupa mi pito!

by Qman729 January 5, 2009

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