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junky zombie

A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.

Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.

My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.

by cappdoodledoo April 20, 2011


granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.

John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!

by jumbo granny panties January 9, 2011


junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.

"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"

by vidourle May 1, 2012


Cluster Junkie

1. A person that thrives on intimate space of 2 or more individuals.

2. An evolved close-talker that insists and grouping together, or clustering, of multiple people.

She crowded into the two men in the elevator like a cluster junkie.

by Sgt. Lexicon July 22, 2009


Junkie House

That one house down the street that is full of junkies that aren’t supposed to be there.

Faith: Did I see your homeroom teacher walk into the junkie house yesterday?
Charlotte: Yeah, Coach Wilson Has issues.

by SunkissedRosePetal May 27, 2020


Lipstick Junkie

When you are absolutely addicted to lipsticks . You know you are a lipstick junkie when you're trying to buy a lipstick color and someone makes a remark about how you have 5 the same exact color. Also when you spend your free time looking at new lipsticks. Every lipstick junkie has their "Go to color" . AND YOU DEFINETELY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN : Matte, Demi-Matte, Sheer, Velvet, Satin, Cream,Pearl, Long wearing & Gloss.

Jess is such a lipstick junkie she's been in Mac for 2 hours looking at colors that are exactly the same.

lipstick mac junkie makeup addiction lippie stick

by Angel💖 January 18, 2016


junky cups

of low quality, janky, not good, cheap

This motel is junky cups; the linens smell and there were two mismatched towels in the bathroom.

by DenimJelly October 15, 2015