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The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.
There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
Wicked Karma is Sexy!
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Karma is the best girlfriend you could ever ask for and i love her so much. if you say your gf is the best just know you're wrong since she's not karma
Person 1- dude my girlfriend is literally the best
Person 2- is she Karma🦖?
Person 1- no?
Person 2- sorry to tell you this but your gf isn't the best only karma is
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When a Mosquito (or another bump making insect) bites you on the face after you just made fun of someone elses acne.
Bethany:Eww look at that huge pimple on your face,you could signal batman..too bad your face will never be as smooth as mine!
Katie:Shut up! Bethany! your a douche!
Bethany:oww a mosquito!
Katie: ah ha! it hit ur face...thats ur karma pimple
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Karma Beam: A beam projected from the forehead, or a 3rd eye located somewhere on the body. The Karma Beam Is a trademark Techniqued performed by Buddhist monks who live on Mount Everest. The Karma Beam is a powerful attack of positive energy which can only be harnessed once you have achieved the zen.
Holy shit dude, That monk just blew that baby up with a Karma Beam
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In a sexual encounter, where after one partner performs oral sex, he/she receives oral sex in return.
After I went down on Bob last night, he gave me oral to repay me for the awesome bj I gave him. It was totally karma sutra.
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A satanic cult that belittles anyone who is not in the cult and thinks they're above everyone else. They claim to be about peace and love but are really just a bunch of hobo looking junkies who just use drugs and drink excessively and are going no where in life. A bunch of haters.
Have you heard of those shit heads from Karma grooves? They fucking suck.
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An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.
Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!
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