you: F my mom is dead
me: the F letter ?
you : no
me : ?
me : THE F LETTER !
you : THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER
me : OK
F im gonna hard kick my ass with the dictionnary
THE F WORD AND NOT THE LETTER
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To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit
I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.
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A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.
Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!
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Roughly translated as "The clique that loves the letter k, which is not caught easily." The name of an imaginary band that would be real if we all lived together.
Person A: Have you heard of that awesome band, the Coterie of the Elusive Letter, K?
Person B: No.
Person C: They don't really exist... but they would if the Coterie lived in the same country. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM PERSON C!!!!!
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short for "Poop Cum load letter". When you are giving someone anal sex, and you have an orgasm. while you are cuming the female shits at the same time. also known as "paper jam" and "uneven flow".
"I was giving you're girl friend and anal. she had a PC load letter."
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LAURA Where do I start,, I love you too much🥰You can Into my life and flipped it around💕I know lately we’ve had ups and downs like you said but no BestFriends dont 👭 And the time when you sat next to me in Maths and you know I was having a very very bad day, you made me forget about everything that was happening💔I’ve never had someone that helps me like that‼️I know I get on your nerves because I always say your going to replace me but I’m bothered because (1) I know I’m nothing special and am a temporary friend that can easily be replaced and (2) I have honestly never had a best friend as good as you🤩I never want to be replaced, not by LIBBY, not by Maisie, not by ANYONE🙉And I know that sounds selfish but without you I’d be broken, like fully shattered and unable to be fixed👭I know that even at 3 in the morning if I need you then you will be there🥰And I will always do the same with you💕I know sometimes I can be annoying but I have come into ur life because I want to impact it in the best way possible💋I love you so so much, like billions and millions and trillions😘I know there are struggles in life, but promise me you’ll keep your head held high, because you deserve to be happy😭You should always be proud for you are, a happy, gorgeous and SOLID young girl, coz I am🤩I want to be the best friend possible for you. I want to be the person you can call at 1 am in the morning and a person you can’t truly trust with anything🥰
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when you take the initials of a married pair and place them together like so.
Elijah Jordon Wood + Elizabeth Michelle Wood's
love letters LL.
EEMJWW in this case it would just be
MJ
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