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(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)
Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!
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This nasty lady at wal mart who has no teeth and she's old and hits on young men and licks her gums while she macks it to them.
"That gross lady licking her gums wanted you Dave she was a Wal Mart Gummer."
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Found primarily in the Northern Middle West section of the United States, a highly skilled, extremely reliable species formerly known as a "lathe operator" or "foundry worker". Typically known to have paid taxes, served in the armed forces, engaged in longstanding monogmous relationships with a female of the same species. Usually producing a "family" of four children that "lathe operator" proudly sent off to college that he mostly paid for. Formerly earned $30/hr. at Ford Motor Company. Metamorphosis into "Wal-Mart Worker" seems to occur upon the onset of middle-age when "lathe operator" and "foundy workers" travel to Mexico for several weeks and engage in apparent transfer of skills and expertise to native Mexican species. Metamorphosized "Wal-Mart worker" emerges from habitat after several months after he returns from Mexico during a period of dormancy called "unemployment". Species is usually found in a red vest showing teeth at other North American species and saying, "Welcome to Wal-Mart". Species appears to be less vigorous in metamorphosized state.
Dad's doing OK, even though he's pretty depressed now that he can't do his trade the way he used to; he's become a Wal*Mart worker.
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A deity lower income individuals pray to when wanting to bring good fortune into their lives.
The neighborhood Wal-Mart is the sanctuary. The congregation is the local inbred.
Oh Wal-Mart God,
Please bring your smiley face to the electronics section to lower the price on the 32 inch plasma television. And yea, allow me to buy the Remington 870 with the ammo today. Dear Lord, I had to take a rain check on the Dale Jr. beach towel. Please speed the trucks to my location so I can have that before the Watkins Glen race. Cigarettes are not on sale for name brand and I pray that you see it in your heart to forgive Phillip-Morris for raising prices. I ask that you help me find my Tweedy Bird slipper I lost chasing Rickey Dale Jr. through the parking lot where I left his dirty diaper for someone else to clean up. Finally I would like to thank you for allowing me to spank my kids in the toy section with no penalty from the local authorities.
In Sam’s name we pray,
Amen
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a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country
now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one
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A low budget white trash depatment store where everything from cheap plastic Chinese made crappy household items to hamburger containing 50% chicken gizzards and chicken scraps can be purchased. Patrons are uually identified by their Nascar t-shirts or the fake highlights in thier hair.
Wow, Jim has more talent than White Trash-Mart has fake highlights.
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A (usually) overweight woman wearing far too much makeup and trashy clothing that you see clinging to the arm of a different elderly man and making a beeline for the jewelry department every time you go to Wal-Mart.
Did you see that woman? She was with a toothless Nascar enthusiast yesterday and today she's with a fat old man. She's obviously the local Wal-Mart Whore.
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