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Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.
Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"
Massage by a male masseuse that involves a happy ending
Todd said he was going to go for a strong massage, we didn't know he was gay.
Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.
Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself
An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.
“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”
1. Joe's price of admission into a cult.
2. Andrew's second income.
I'll take another Iraqi Massage please. Its lonely and I need to get the sand out of my peen
Unique term for intercourse/sex
Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"
Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃