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meat handling

When a woman displays exceptional skill with her beef curtains, often snailing the banister before top riding or performing spinner acts.

That was some serious meat handling!

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat hangover

waking up with greasy sweats, a headache and a general feeling of illness the day after ingesting a large meal, consisting primarily of meat.

"yo dawg, I've got a killer meat hangover after that steak last night"

by chrissssay March 6, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat meat

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 30, 2020

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Meat pizza

A sexual act whereupon a woman lies on her back whilst no less than three men place the entirety of their genitals (penis and testicles) on her face in a more or less circular pattern, thus resembling the toppings on a pizza.

Me and some of the guys got together the other night with Kayleigh and made a meat pizza!

by Alabaster Smooth March 27, 2012

21๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat gazer

1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)

1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"

by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006

342๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow meat

The flesh on the back of the neck. Boxing legend Joe Frazier used the word to describe his own thick neck on "The Howard Stern Show"

Ginny found herself oddly attracted to a man's blow meat. She would stroke the meat in the same way she might milk a cow.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


meat market

a place where guys go to meet the ladies, and ladies show up to tease the guys. pairing is done solely on the basis of physical attraction. the selection of quality meat in the butcher shop is a similar process.

that study room is a meat market. no one ever goes there to study. fools go there for nothing but the hook up.

by lab monitor April 4, 2003

388๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž