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Eskimo kiss my ass

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!

by Will and Thera February 22, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bite out my ass

Another term for kiss my ass, suck my balls, or fuck off. To completely dismiss someones statement.

Person 1: Go wash the helo.
Person 2: You can bite out my ass hoe!

Example 2

Person 1:You shouldn't be such a douche
Person 2: Bite out my ass!

by Natlaofatlantis April 10, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dropped the ball on my ass

To forget to do something important on-time, like an assignment

I totally had an assignment due last night and I didn't remember until now - I totally dropped the ball on my ass.

by glennasaurus October 7, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


whistling through my ass

Talking complete and utter nonsense. When something someone is saying is so completely and totally inaccurate and worthless that its value equates roughly to a whistling noise emanating from the anal area.

Phil said he's going to run for President next year!
Yeah right, he's just whistling through his ass!

Do I know what I'm talking about here or am I just whistling through my ass?

by Jotinmick December 15, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


french kiss my ass

means to kiss your ass and to stick your toung up it while doing it.
usually an insult but can be a sexual come on among gays.

you don't like it. well you can french kiss my ass.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stop My ass is Burning!

Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.

You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!

by Epicity June 12, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž