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The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.
The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.
when you absolutely blow your pants up
guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!
guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right
you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck
"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"
when you have over worked your thoughts and questions of your own reality to the point of actually crossing paths with a former or future persona of yourself , causing a temporary breakdown of both a mental and physical state rendering just one conclusion.... you're an idiot!
that one dude was so shot out, that he actually eclipsed himself into a state of eternal life and comfort.... with himself, by himself!! but not alone somehow??
Eclipsed myself - to blot yourself out of reality.
To shit one's pants immediately following a failed Buffalo Wild Wing's challenge.
Man, on my way home it hit me and I ended up chucking myself! Still can't get the stain out of my car.
Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.
I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.