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A phrase used to describe a situation that is funny but should never happen...ever.
Used in situations when something is funny but you should not be laughing.
A.C.: Hey B, how was father's day?
B: My adopted dad told me I was actually his son.
A.C. Haha that's the funniest-thing-never.
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Where when a person is about to cum they put there balls into a small container of cold water to keep back the cum. Eventually after doing it many times the person can't hold it back so it seems like it's a never ending shower of cum.
Bobby: Yesterday I had a good never ending shower going and it took like 5 minutes to finish!
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1. A male that can not outlast a woman during sex. 2. A lazy man who only thinks about his own sexual pleasure.
My old boyfriend was such a punk! He was a Never Last!
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Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!
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This phrase is usually used by Corbynistas to inflate their political ego to their friends.
But usually the people who say this have never kissed anyone.
"Never kissed a Tory! Go Corbyn! Yaas! Slay queen..."
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theres never not not nuttin is an inside joke from jacksfilms from his series Your Grammar sucks (YGS),Originated on YGS 10 as a songs
Jack: Theres never not not nuttin
Brock:What The Fuck are you trying to say?
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Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked
Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked
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