I regret nothing

This phrase is used in an unapologetic way when describing events that range from the embarrassing to the indescribable stupid, but for which the person involved feels no remorse because it presumably brought the subject enjoyment or amusement. Usually accompanied by a ridiculous .gif to convey how much the person does not give a fuck what others think.

Phrase originating in it's current form, like everything, from a Simpsons episode.

friend 1: "dude, what the fuck. did you really go home with that ugly girl last night? she had no teeth and was wearing a wig, sideways."
friend 2: "I regret nothing"

girl: "I stayed home last night. I cuddled with my cats, drank 4 beers and ate six tacos. at 2 am I ordered pizza and fell asleep with my hands inside my pants in the living room. I regret nothing"

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Nothing Else Matters

An awesome (love) song by Metallica which doesn't even have to have the word 'love' in it for anyone to know what it's about.

Another possible meaning is that it’s about a fat kid who tries to get candy from a machine, but the candy machine jams. This is how you get it:

"So close no matter how far..."
(he's so close to the candy yet so far away)

"Never opened myself this way..."
(kid starts crying)

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I Regret Nothing.

The quote is often used the the Postal Dude from the Postal game series before shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth before it explodes and obliterates his fucking head off.

Postal dude: I regret nothing.
*Shoves a fucking grenade into his mouth*
*Explodes*

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Nothing is worth the risk

"Nothing is worth the risk" is a message in the Youtube series by Alex Kister, Mandela Catalogue, used to describe that when an alternate encounter is reported, they will not send personnel or police to help the caller ("Calmly reassure the caller that help is on the way. The call can be ended when they stop responding to your questions"), because absolutely NOTHING is worth the risk when it comes to facing an alternate.

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"NOTHINGISWORTHTHERISKNOTHINGISWORTHTHERISKNOTHINGISWORTHTHERISK"
-Mandela Catalogue "The T.H.I.N.K. Principle"

J: Please help me, there is an alternate in my home!
P: Don't worry. Help is on the way!
N: NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK
NOTHING IS WORTH THE RISK

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Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It

Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman

Coleman, whilst attempting to lift 800 pounds with his legs:
Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

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The Universal Language of Nothing

The language used for global mass distribution of products that ultimately communicates nothing to everyone. i.e. What IKEA assembly instructions are written in or the language your remote control keys utilize.

"Dude, I spent two hours staring at IKEA instructions this weekend. For the life of me, I cannot grasp the Universal Language of Nothing!"

"How do you get this remote to work? I don't speak the Universal Language of Nothing."

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brings nothing to the table

A person or thing with absolutly no redeeming qualities. While others are interesting or have stories to tell a person who brings nothing to the table simply drags others down.

Seth Weiner is the classic example of someone who brings nothing to the table be it talking nonstop about phish or smoking weed like it is his last day on earth

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