The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.
My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.
The act of purposely leaving off your id details, or tag, on a piece of work that identifies it as one of yours. Usually used when a client specifically asks for something that you have strongly advised against, but they insist.
1: Didn't you make this?
2: Yeah.
1: How come your company name isn't on it?
2: I don’t want to be associated with that train wreck so I invisi-taged it. Let us never speak of this again.
1:Agreed.
When you tag someone in your Facebook status just so they will be forced to like it, regardless if it involves you or not
Guy#1: hey dude Jason tagged me in his post and I don't know what the hell it's supposed to mean?
Guy#2: Oh Jason tagged you? Naw don't worry he's just tagging for likes
Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.
My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.
A Tagging Spree is when someone writes a note/uploads a picture or video etc. on a social networking site like facebook and ends up tagging a lot of people. This can be done for two reasons:
1. You just end up tagging a lot of people
2. You tag a lot of people because you don't want people to feel left out. It's kinda weird.
Person 1: Why do I have so many notifications of facebook?
Person 2: Oh, well you know Bob, he went on a Tagging Spree on all of his pictures and notes of facebook. He said he didn't want any one to feel left out.
Person 1: Thoughtful... but weird.
Person 2: Yeah.
When twins attempt or manage to fuck the same person. At the same time.
Hey you know that girl ? Are you guys going to be twin tagging her tonight?
The act of Liking your friend's status on facebook as a show of thanks for them liking yours. This can also be done with people you don't know who like your status and or links or other posts. People could also refer to this as just Facebook Manners.
"____ Likes your status."
Your Friend: "I didn't know you were friends with ____?"
You: "Oh, I never talk to them. I'll just Like-Tag their page and we'll call it even."