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Well, for some ppl like me its wen u really really need/want contact from the opposite sex. Everyone gets this way and itl make u do stupid things sometimes but daaamn is it worth it in the moment.
When we talk dirty to each other it makes me kinda horny so i wana sneak over to his house and let him take me over.
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A state in whic one is sexually aroused. This can be cured by masturbation, fucking a goat, having sex, reading memes, listening to Death Metal, and watching the Twin Towers fall.
I got really horny. I listened to Death Metall and it put mee off.
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a term used for both males and females, commonly thought to be more with males however society refuses to realize that females are just as horny as males. to be horney males penis gets an errection, they talk to any 5 or above rated girls for sex for all othe males such as zach or more commonly a ledwith who hasnt gotten any for a while there minimum standards are a as low as a 1 or they dont mind hooking up with girls that thier best friends gotten a blowjob from. for a female to be considered horny which is les commonly used females get a wet vagina and ask usually a person she has already fucked before to come over or if its okay if they hook up in the males basement after both of thier parents go to sleep
For males:
Zach: Yo this is zach aka the ledwith.. i was wondering if we could chill even though u sucked j hart's dick last sunday night im so horny i know i made fun of j hart for hooking up with u but its been a few months since i've seen a girl being that i go to delbarton.
Girl: Ewww get out of here loser i like guys with big dicks
For a Female:
(through text)
Girl: (1:32:12 a.m.) i just got home
Boy: Cool what are u up
Girl: Im kinda tipsy can i come over
Boy: yeah im tipsy to meet me half way and well go in the basement my rents are asleep
Girl: sounds good im leaving now
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The way you feel when you're not having sex
My girlfriend lives in Canada and calls me all the time but can't come this weekend, again. So I'm horny. All the time. Every day.
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signs someone is HORNY
Guys-Trying to hide mount everest in their pants
Girls-It is very easy to know if they are horny
the definition:
You are thinking about dirty things and desperately wanting to do them
Emma looked at Julian. She was getting horny