post office

n. A public building that deals with a community's mail. Oh wow, go figure.

I went to my P.O. Box in the post office.
And oh, I didn't recieve any little men in the mail today!

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post office

Term describing a room, bar, club etc:, that has all men in it.

A room full of men.

1. I went to the bar down the street to try to hook up, but it was a post office so I left.
2. This club is a post office, lets split.

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office whore

Office Whore – The exact opposite of a office slut. The office whore knows how to work in an office and is very capable at typing, data entry, word processing, spreadsheets, front reception, office and correspondence management, etc. The Office Whore also likes to play around sexually in the office from innocently flashing a client to fucking on the bosses desk and then inviting the boss to join in.

While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.

Since you are disrobing during the interview, I am offering you a different position titled Office Whore which will include the previously posted job in addition to occasional, enjoyable sexual play in the office.

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CAT officer

a student-instructor of citizenship advancement training in Philippine high schools. The CAT subject introduces the student-cadets to National Service Training Program(rotc/cwts/lts)through a paramilitary instruction. The best and most strict CAT unit is the UST CAT Golden Corps of Cadets.

UST CAT officers are the best cat unit of manila. Long live UST CAT officers.

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office chair

The office chair is the act of putting a female on an office chair which rotates 360 degrees so she can give a group of males surrounding her oral sex

my friends and I met some drunk ass bitch and we put her in the office chair

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security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

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jag-officer

1. a law enforcement professional, that can't help but be a total jag-off in any situation.

2. a cop, state patrol, narc, detective, and even the useless guards in a a courtroom, that get their kicks by being a jag-off.

"In front of the judge, the jag-officer smiled each time one of the people he ticketed stood up to plea their case."

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