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fire possum

fahyuh r POS-uh m

Noun

A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.

A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day โ€œI no gay?!โ€ Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.

Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...

by Mr-Gus March 19, 2019


Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.

Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."

by radiohead123 September 12, 2011


fire fetish

A fire fetish is the fetish of someone who gets aroused by the thought or act of performing sexual acts near, around, or engulfed in fire.

Mary: How do you go about your fire fetish?
Tim: It's mostly fantasy, but sometimes it involves candles and fireplaces to aid the mood of the room.

by TheSpoonlord April 10, 2017


pussy on fire

An expression used by RuPaul, on the reunion of Rupaul's Drag Race Season 2 Reunion, while he was complimenting Tyra Sanchez on her performance at the Wedding Challenge.

Meaning: someone being or acting instinctively fierce and passionate.

Girl, you let us down this week. Next time I wanna see you set your pussy on fire.

by minase8888 February 10, 2011

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Rim of Fire

Fiery liquid poo that tends to spray itself all over the inside of your toilet bowl. Spicy Spam is one of the worst known offenders for "rim of fire", and can cause multiple trips to the bathroom. So many trips that you to wipe your ass raw, keep having to poo, wipe, poo, wipe, poo, repeat. The poo is so acidic it burns your poor heiny alive. It's best to listen to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire" while enduring the pain.

I fried up some Spicy Spam, and was so hungry I ate the whole can. On top of that I had some habanero cheese and an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (mmmm). Rim of Fire! Yow!

by benjimoose June 22, 2006

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Free Fire

Mobile battle royale game for poor or mentally disabled people.

-Dude, wanna play Free Fire?
-Nah bro I'm sorry but I have a functional brain.

by Bandicamera August 15, 2020

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fire crotch

someone who has red pubic hair

she has a fire crotch

by Donny C April 9, 2006

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