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Mommy Perkins

The most most compassionate person with the biggest heart in the world :)

Mommy Perkins is the best mom in the world

by Gabbi :) May 11, 2023


Freak mommy

A good looking femal

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!

by Yumm Yumm July 6, 2010


Mommy bod

A female unrelated to you that has a thick body, but in a hot way. They aren’t typically skinny but aren’t overweight. This makes thick thighs, butts, etc. Usually mature and dominant in certain relationships.

Yeah man my girl has a mommy bod. Thick thighs and everything.

by CLKicks January 6, 2023


angel mommy

when you miscarry your child you're still a mom to the fallen child

aw she lost her baby? well she'll always be an angel mommy to it.

by maryannmaria February 8, 2018


Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 16, 2020


mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020


mommy water

Wine or other alcohol beverage drunk from a mug or other container so it’s not apparent to the kids what your drinking. (Father’s would have daddy water).

She took a long guzzle of her mommy water mug before getting up to investigate the latest crashing noise from the other room.

by DiogenesLives October 19, 2022