Morning Steel

When morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term

Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.

Bob - 'dude its so hard to take a piss in the morning with morning wood'

Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'

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Feel this steel

When the armed robber or your enemy treatens you to get shot and the bullet that is still present to your body when you are shot and you feel the bullet and still alive.

I don't play the bullshit, i play the gunshit for real, give me the cash or feel this steel

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Steel Wool

Oriental pubic hair.

Eric got a a hella facial rash going down on that steel wool.

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Steel Drums

Fake boobs. Breast implants. Especially ones way too large for the female body in which they inhabit.

"Whoa! Look at the steel drums on that babe!" "Nice rack"

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American Steel

the pornstar name for a man named Jeff Henkel. He is infamous in the business.

Hey American Steel will you be at this premier?

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Dream steel

Strongest, most flexible, dent resistant, temperature-proof metal not found anywhere except in the surreal plain. This metal can only be created by combining unobtainnium, kryptonite, adamantium, neosteel and heating to 1 trillion degrees Celsius then supercooling to subzero within a time span of ten minutes. If not done correctly, the mixture turns to a dull yellow powder. If done right, the created dream steel is a glossy brown and can only be reshaped by another piece of itself.

Alien technology can't compare to dream steel.

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Ronald Steele

Best Point Guard in America, no doubt.

When opponents see him, they run out of the gym.

Plays for The Univeristy of Alabama.

Man, Did you see that lay-in? Ronald Steele is straight beast.

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