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Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.
This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.
Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
When you light you gentle pubes on fire then blow them out and walk around. ( it leaves a horrible smell every where you go.)
"Hey jack ima go make a sented candle."
Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.
Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"
When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum
Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July