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An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
A girl who dates a guy,who immedately after they break up becomes or tells everyone that he is actually gay.
My sister is a closet-opener, her last boyfriend is now dating a dude.
Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4
"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"
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When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
-Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.
-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific
Megan: Holy shit Maura, he's so hot.
Maura: Is the deli is open for him?
Megan: Fuck yes
The quality of a software that makes it open source as opposed to being proprietary software.
Darryl: Why did you get an Android phone instead of an iPhone or a Windows Mobile device?
Art: I don't know, guess I just like the open-sourciness of it.
When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!