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he tried his best but it was not worth a pinch of shit
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The small amount of dip (or chewing tobacco) in ones mouth that is unrecognizable to the non-dipper.
Redneck #1
"Hey buddy can i get a dip? Im all out!"
Redneck #2
"Sure but dont take it all! Im runnin low myself!"
Redneck #1
"No worries, i just want a church pinch! Thanks buddy!"
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Forcing a bowel movement out of the body in a short amount of time, due to a pinch.
I didn't want to miss the bottom of the ninth inning, but I had to shit real bad. So I went and power pinched a deuce in record time.
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(Verb) The act of pinching someone with your fingernails. Typically on a fatty area such as the back of the arm.
Ouch! Why 'd you monkey pinch me G?
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Alike to "cyber hug" and "cyber kiss" where two or more people use this action. Used appropriately on St. Patrick's Day, or other situations. Get ready to arm yourself from these "cyber pinches" in a social website or chat room!
Can be typed like:
*cyber pinch*
:cyber pinch:
-cyber pinch-
Or just .. "I'm going to cyber pinch you"
Conversation over chat-room site:
Person A: a-ha, not wearing any green
Person B: But it's St. Patrick's day!
Person A: Dude, don't cyber pinch me.
Persona B: *cyber pinches*
Person A: Nuuu!
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Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.
It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
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When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.
Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!
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