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feeling nearly as good as an orgasm while ur pissing
ohh i had the best piss orgasm this morning
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The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.
The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!
I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!
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When you cancel the piss animation by beginning to masturbate.
Damn, he's taking so long in the bathroom, does he even know how to piss cancel?
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Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.
" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"
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Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
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An epic piss resulting from supersizing that coke at the theaters.
Duuuude, that was waaaay too much Vault. I gotta go take and elephant piss.
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