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A Political simp is a someone who posts something political to gain bias from a group of people
EX:
**Company Posts Black Square**
Jimmy~ Omg X is being such a Political Simp
EX #2:
**White Girl Posts Black Square**
YEEYEE~ This bitch a liberal YEET
A method of drawing people to a political viewpoint by displaying attractively dressed women who endorse the view and spout the propaganda.
The Republican party uses a lot of miniskirt politics. They have women in miniskirts run TV talk shows to get people to listen.
Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.
Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government
Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.
A competition to see who throw the most shit at their opponent in a given time period.
Political arguments are great!
To offer assistance or to make a polite gesture in hopes of your assistance being declined.
I was playing polite roulette when I offered to help with the dishes.
These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.
So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.
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Boring Wife Sex. Get the job done.
I had polite sex last night with my boring wife.
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