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Margo's position is a position where you are on your knees with your head on the ground usually turned to its side, with your butt up in the air. This position was invented by the great Margo Utter mainly for cramps during your period. But it has been proven to help knots in your stomach, indigestion problems, and other issues. *WARNING* it is said to immensely turn on guys.....recommended to do only by yourself or with the accompany of other females (do it in front of males at your own risk.)
Girl: I have the worst cramps ever!
Margo: Here do my position*shows position*.....it's AMAAAZING!
Girl: *does Margo's Position* *sigh* Relief!! I think I'm in heaven...
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The act of making out with someone under a pool table.
Me and this girl were rolling around on the floor all night eventually we ended up under the pool table in the Pecans Position.
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when a girl lies down face-down and the guy gets on top of her and penetrates her.
I fucked sally in the ownage position last night, it was amazing.
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When two people 69 while a third does one of them up the ass.
I was spooning with Raven when Jessie came in and we did position 669.
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When you say something that could be considered stereotyping or racist, but it is phrased in a non-negative way.
Fred: Yea my black friend Joe had those mad black hops at the game last night!
Bert: That is such a bad stereotyping!
Fred: No, no, I'm just using a positive stereotype. I'm being positively racist.
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The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
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