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Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.
Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?
A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.
Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.
Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!
When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.
Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.
Although it's not clear what exactly a Reverse Franklin is, it's assumed to be a truly vile sex-act. Anyone claiming to have committed the Reverse Franklin is either lying or incredibly depraved.
Person 1 - "Hey man, I Reverse Franklined this girl last night..."
Person 2 - "Bullshit, only Hannah's ever been Reverse Franklined, and she's never been right since."
When your girl is riding your reverse cowboy, but then she develops a Southern accent that isn't cute, shaves her head and eats junk food, all whilst still riding you. The Reverse Britney only feels right when potato chip crumbs get all over you both, and miraculously find their way into her fatty rolls, her cave, and your ass crack.
Last night, your mother gave me a Reverse Britney, and when I took a shit this morning it looked like chips and salsa....
when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone
girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'
The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.
Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard
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