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When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.
Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.
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like a bruh moment but more extreme
“Bro Stacy just dumped me. Major rug moment :(“
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I was rug pulled after buying Sushi. The creator sold all his $SUSHI after it blew up.
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To penetrate the vagina through a thick bush of pubes.
Yo Marky, did you cut the rug on that slut Maya last night?
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The smallest FaZe member (smaller than FaZe Apex) , his house is also haunted.
Person 1: Wow, have you seen how small FaZe Apex is?
Person 2: Yeah, but have you seen FaZe Rug? He's even smaller!
Person 3: I know right, I heard that FaZe Apex is taller than FaZe Rug, even with shoes on!!
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1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.
Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!
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