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When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.
An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”
“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”
Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.
A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.
Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.
Damn, that's a big fucking seagull
A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.
WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"
Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"
"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.
1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"