when a girl serves her cunt to someone (receiving head)
P1: I caught your sister serving cunt to an old man behind a dumpster
P2: What the fuck
a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you?
Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes.
Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
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Serve me sum is a slang defining I'll have some or I'll take part in
Person 1: You wanna join our club?
Person 2: Serve me sum!
Where you've been serving on a team at church for a long period and you're burnt out and no longer giving it your all. Or you're feeling like you only serve in a church without being discipled, built up or invested in.
I really want to stay on the kids-team at church but I've got a serious case of serving-fatigue
An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.