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1. Fisting another person while hooked up to a car battery
2. Surprising your partner by shoving your entire hand inside them yelling "Surprise!"
My girlfriend is in the hospital after getting Shock Fisted
My girlfriend wanted me to be spontaneous, so I tried Shock Fisting.
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The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed
I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick
The state of being in a frenzy of constantly offending people with outrageous jokes of high shock value
Critics of the 2013 Oscars complained that Seth MacFarlane went shock wild with his perceived misogynistic and racist jokes, oblivious to the fact that it was amateur hour compared to his usual material.
Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.
Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.
Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.
Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.
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When you get off the plane and the weather is an extreme difference from where you just were.
Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"
Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."
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The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock
Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock
Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days
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Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.
I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.
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