Web Shopping

Someone who’s constantly on websites looking at stuff to buy but never buys anything.

Person 1: Hey what you doing.
Person 2: Just looking at some shoes on ebay.
Person 1: Why? You know you don't have any money to buy anything.
Person 2: I know! I'm just web shopping.

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shop-vac

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.

"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."

"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"

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brocery shopping

To go specifically in search of other bros with the intention of making them your new bros.

"Hey brosef, I just went brocery shopping. Meet Anthony and Travis."

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Morshu's Shop

Elite trolling syndicate formed in the aftermath of the destruction of TNC.

I was so happy that I got to join Morshu's Shop.

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Shop Shy

Too self-conscious to enter a shop for fear of embarassment because it's too 'cool', too bright, or that you may break something.

She went to enter the shop, but suddenly became Shop Shy and performed a u-turn in the brightly flood-lit doorway when she realised all the staff were standing still and staring at her, ready to pownce and ask her lots of questions.

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Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

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nigger shopping

While in a store or gas station, a member of the family (usually a the mother or father) will stand in line or sometimes even at the counter. Meanwhile, the rest of the family (usually the children) will run around the store and find petty things they want their parents to purchase (i.e. candy, hannah montana pencils, slim jims etc.). In most cases, the parent doesn't know how to tell his/her kids NO and the kids end up trading out what they want 50 times which holds up the entire line and completely confuses the cashier.

John and Tom walk into the gas station to get a soda. When they get in line, there is a woman at the register with a pile of goodies. The woman's kids are running around the store finding more goodies and putting them on the counter.

Woman to her kids> "Now you can get this or this, you can't have both. Go put one back or trade this one for that"

John to Tom> "Dude what the fuck is the hold up?"

Tom to John> "Some woman is nigger shopping with her kids."

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