While in the locker room getting ready for hockey practice when the kid u hate isnt paying attention put a strip of clear tape on the blades of his skates so when he goes on the ice he falls every 2 seconds
Chaz: Yo J.R when i get in the locker room im going to do The Learn How To Skate to Rich.
J.R: Hahahah Do it!!!! He cant skate anyway this should be funny
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When some A-hole won't tip the strippers two bucks which is compementary when sitting at the stage of an upscale strip club and security has to be called to force the guy one seat back and throw off the DJ, the next talented female on stage, and the myriads of creepy dudes trying to get their perv on.
So I was at the skin bar and there was this Sacramento cheap skate next to me ruining the night for everyone.
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A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
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guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!
1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.
OR
2> Our Lord out Ice Skating
General Donegal slang of Surprise.
1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general
Pรฉtur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard
Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!
2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.
Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.
Jesus Christ: What up!
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I love skate ramen refers to Steven, a hot skater boy with a good body and nice hair. Though he smells like ramen noodles, Gianna still loves him. When she comes back from roller hockey all sweaty and gross, I love skate ramen is always there.
โ I love skate ramen is at the skatepark right now! I have to see him.โ
Used to tell someone they are on your last nerve.
"Son, you better stop that right now, you're skating on thin ice."