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An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
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A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.
My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.
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when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
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When you go to a restaurant or fast food place where there is a Soda Fountain, and you take the large cup and go to each of the drinks/sodas, and one by one fill your cup with each one, mixing them all together.
Him: ""Hey, i got Pepsi, what did you get?"
Her: "They had lemonade, pepsi, root beer, fruit punch, mountain dew, tea, and sprite at the fountain. "
Him: "Suicide soda? awesome."
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A simple electrical cord that has prongs on both ends. Thus, if you plug one end in to a live outlet, the exposed prongs are energized and dangerous.
Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).
When the hurricane hit and the power went out, I fired up the generator and jacked it in to the outlet in my garage with a suicide cable; at least I was able to run a few lights and my refrigerator.
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A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.
We headed to suicide forest to count how many people were there.
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Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.
Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.
"I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said
"That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered
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