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A drink made with equal parts gin, tonic and pink grapefruit juice.
I walked up to the bar at the gallery opening and asked for a Claire Harris. "Well of course darling" said the bartender, "everyone's having a Claire Harris tonight".
A person who eats beans for a living and plays Pokémon Go for hours on end.
Wow that was so stupid you’re so Claire Dumb.
a frikin bomb ass bitch texts without a capital letter always, has a best friend called anissa who is an absoloute fat g and best thing that has ever happened to her. funnier over text than in person and gets insulted by iconic bff anissa aka dood and g of the century. listens to ONLY iconic INDIE music bc she’s a quirky relatable teen. HER BIRTHDAY IS ALSO ON THE 26TH MAY
sis is that anissa? wow she’s iconic. oh but look it’s amy-claire she’s so stunning and amusing
This amazing girl who is turning 18!!!!! She is very intelligent and funny, great at school and awesome, caring friend to everyone, plus she is super pretty. She's gonna ace out-door ed exam and Japanese exam as クレアは日本語は上手です！
"wow, I wish I was a Claire M. But no I'm just a Joseph." *no offense to Joseph*
shes a real baddie and hot. like reallyyyyyyyyyy hot. #wishiwasclairelafler shes like totally tubular and i kinda love her. #fyp #marrymeclairelafler #wishiwasyou #xyzabc #IFUCKINLOVEYOASSCLAIRELAFLER
Claire Lafler is a beautiful baddie beach babe that i want to be and shes in my dreams cause shes so perfect
omg is that the super hot sexy baddie that i would die for!? shit whats her name again?? Oh its CLAIRE MCFUCKIN LAFLER
THERY-CLAIRE IS A COMBINATION OF THERYSA (SHORTENED BY THERY) AND CLAIRE. THIS MEANS STRENGTH GRACE POWER FAVOUR AND ANOINTING FROM THE MIST HIGH GOD! IT IS A CONGOLESE NAME DERIVING TWO FRENCH NAMES. THIS NAME WAS GIVEN BY PASTOR CHARLES LESSIE MOKEMBO IN HONOR OF HIS MOTHER (THERYSA) AND MOTHER INLAW (CLAIRE) TO HIS SECOND TO LAST BORN THERY-CLAIRE KANGO LESSIE
Thery-Claire is truly a gift from God
Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off
Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂
Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang