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The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.
I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.
When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.
Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!
Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.
Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?
It is when a cowboy shoots his load all over your face.
Last night Jack gave me a Rocky Mountain Pearl.
To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream
Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.
Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!
An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.
My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.
Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head
Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.