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your ass, letting loose a fart
Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?
A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.
Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.
A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed
"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."
Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.
Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.
Large busty black vocalist singing blowjob
I got the best jungle Trumpet at the Jazz Bar last night
When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.