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ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.

I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!

by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014

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Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.

Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

by uhoh! September 15, 2015


ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.

Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 28, 2010


AP Chemistry

the hardest f*cking class at del norte. Run by the laziest department of teachers I've ever seen. It takes 1 month for them to grade tests. You'll learn how to copy UT Quest answers and lab reports like an expert. Tests are so hard that they have a 50% curve.

I got a 20% on my first AP Chemistry exam.

How do I do stoich in AP Chemistry?
Feel lucky if you get a B in AP Chemistry.

by f*ckonlineschool November 11, 2020


Apped-up

One who uses far too many apps for doing things more easily done without an app. Similar to getting in your car to drive 50 feet.

He's got an app for naps. an app for faps, and an app for craps. Dude is apped-up!

by Chris Parsley March 15, 2015


grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich October 4, 2015


Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 1, 2012