Pigs are for cages, Hogs are for slaughter.

A retaliatory phrase used to express deep disappointment and vengeful anger. Only to be used in the most dire of situations.

"Don't worry about going by the store on your way back, I already got what I needed."
"I'm already there."
"Oh, sorry."
"Pigs are for cages, Hogs are for slaughter..."

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage

The feeling that a proposed relationship with the opposite sex is only going to lead to trouble in all 8 directions. Comes from a Russian proverb about setting free a beloved bird.

Raise the Ancient Golden Cage, Jerry, that woman is not who you think she is.

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Steel Caged genitals disease

A disease found in many human beings consisting of males and females. This happens when a person is trying to get the opposite sex "on to them" but is not able to do this due to the imaginary steel cage around him/her. It is very frustrating to get around this disease and cna piss the hell out of someone.

Juan: Hey man, that girl malane is damn hot, i like her.

Pedro- Bro,she has Steel Caged genitals disease, theres no way you could get her. I tried already its annoying as hell. Hey, you dont believe me. Just ask me. Or try to open up that cage for the rest of us.

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glass cage of privilege

The figurative cage that members of a privileged class cannot escape, e.g. being white or male. Enclosed within the cage is all the inherent bonuses one receives due to his or her membership of that group.

"It's tough being aware of my own glass cage of privilege while not being able to do anything significant about it."

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bumm-per-cage

a cage worn on people with massive bum's butt's.
to avoide people running inside & getting lost with the jiggle-oo people who live in theese massive arse's that need or have bumm-per-cage's.

person 105: oh my godd !
person 106: what ?
person 105: i'm so lucky melanie has to wear a bumm-per-cage, or i would of got lost, and the jiggle-oo people might have eaten me!
person 106: ohh man i no, thoos bumm-per-cages are so handy in thoose situations! :) thank god its compalsary for all fat people to have them now.

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Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

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let your caged canary sing

express your inner creativity in productive ways, without caring too much about what others think of your

music, art and culture are all about having to let your caged canary sing freely