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Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).
Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.
Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?
Guy 1: Yes.
SHE - Sweetheart Experience.
A term used by female escorts similar to that of GFE or Girl Friend Experience. First usage was by Diane a well know and talented escort in Chicago, Il.
The notable difference between SHE and GFE is that SHE a more intense version and highly affectionate. The girl becomes the Sweetheart Fantasy.
Syd is the ultimate SHE - Sweetheart Experience.
Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
The Currie-Caring Experiment, developed by Dr. Cam Currie of the University of Winchester, is a classic teenage social experiment, in which one friend ceases communication with another friend to see if they do in fact care for the other. Results of this experiment vary; some people are horrified to find that their "friend" does not in fact care, while others are pleasantly delighted to find that their friend really does care about them. Use of the Currie-Caring Experiment is suggested only in dire situations.
Guy: Have you talked to Natalie recently?
Girl: No, I was unsure about our friendship so I started a Currie-Caring experiment with her. It's not going well so far...
Guy: I'm sorry... I hope things get better, she's always been really great to you!
Girl: Thanks, guy.
Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y
Patient Experience employees be like..
Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.
Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!
A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Or BFE
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging