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italian stallion

An Italian man (or any Italian-descendent man) who's got a big penis, is hairy and very good at sex. Oftentimes, these macho Italian Stallions are constantly thinking about sex.

As a young Italian Stallion, Rocco had an obsession about sex.

by Leo_rex June 5, 2007

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italian chandelier

This is the real definition... It's a sexual position. The woman pushes her back and butt completly off the ground using her arm and legs, kind of like crab-walking or like when you do the bridge in gymnastics. The guy does the same thing, but facing down when they make love.

I heard the Italians love it because it burns a lot of calories.

The Italian Chandelier Position is great for burning calories.

by senna_trem September 16, 2005

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Italian Handstand

(noun) a physical maneuver in which a person lifts themselves up with both hands, suspending their body above the seat of a portable toilet, in order to avoid physical contact with the seat. This technique is often used in outdoor events, camping, or other situations where access to clean facilities may be limited.

Jim if your going to the bathroom that porta-potty has been cooking the Sun for a few weeks you may want to use the ol'Italian Handstand.

by BlownClone March 9, 2023

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Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 19, 2018


italian whimsical

wrap a hotdog around your partner’s waist and ride them while they’re in a state of euphoria

guy one: I haven’t seen Laurel in a couple days
guy two: oh yea I gave her that italian whimsical so she’s probably still in bed

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 6, 2019


italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 11, 2020


Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020