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Barry Light

When you show up to a meeting having not read the meeting agenda, not having a clue what's going on, but using carefully crafted questions to get the attendees to unknowingly explain the whole situation to you

Woah Justin pulled such a Barry Light on todays call

by wtfeng July 7, 2020


chem light

Military Glow-stick

We used chem lights for a disco party in Iraq

by us_soldier February 22, 2014


the white light

a term used to define what it looks like when you're about to die. Also can be used to describe the shaven area of pubes on a pale, hairy ass italian kid.

Ed would have the white light if he shaved his pubes.

by eljefe June 17, 2008


Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021


Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 30, 2009


Light tunneling

Light tunneling (or simply “going down a light tunnel”) is when you’re so baked that an especially great song or food makes you trip 10 times harder. This increase in highness generally produces very sharp visual effects/focus, and can take your imaginative abilities higher than ever thought possible. Many people when light tunneling will unintentionally create movies in their heads that go along with the song, food, or experience, and can sometimes even cause people to picture themselves flying down “the light tunnel”. The experience can be so intense that it can be hard to recall the next day, but regardless of what end of the tunnel you experience, it’s name comes from the especially vibrant tunnel vision you recieve when entranced by said song or food.

Dawg this song has me light tunneling pretty hard right now.”

by SmogCitizen February 6, 2019


Lights of Censoring

A blinding light emited from exposed private areas, it is often used in anime to censor nude scenes.

After lifting her skirt, he was blinded by the Lights of Censoring.

The Lights of Censoring allows otherwise explicit shows to be aired.

by fufulord October 8, 2014