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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015


Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.

"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123

by Za Master December 19, 2019


pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.

When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.

by bingobastard August 27, 2009

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broken pencil sharpener

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

by lizzy44 November 2, 2020


I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

by boohiss May 20, 2004

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Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper September 15, 2008

62๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy March 16, 2011

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